My name is Mary and I don't have a little lamb.

moodbig:

(via pikamans)

st-alajlan-deactivated20210402:

Sorry I didn’t text you back my anxiety told me I was bothering you

(via butt-actually)

babyfairy:

guerrillatech:

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

(via may)

meat-kat-ultra:

90 day fiance, episode one: My Colombian bride has dinner with my mom. Its a little awkward

90 day fiance, most recent episode: My american boyfriend reveled he stalked all his prevouis girlfriends and tried to burn down his house. He then runs into the Amazonian wilderness and threatens to jump into a contaminated river, possibly to commit suicide. I am then mugged by a machete wielding bandit

michellechang:

had to send an e-mail AND make a phone call today

(via zackisontumblr)

shutyourmoustache:

AOC playing ACNH continues to bless the world. (ICYMI)

(via butt-actually)