September 2011
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 24th
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“Sitting in a meeting and I’m dying laughing in front of...”
– Text from my GBFF, Aaron. True fucking story.
Sep 23rd
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Listen“Down” - Chris Brown Featuring Kanye...
Sep 23rd
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My Weekend, In Photos.
Road trip to Columbus with my Mums Shopping at Polaris Fashion Place Shopping at Easton Town Center (TIFFANY & CO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) BD’s Mongolian BBQ Hotel party at the Sheraton Suites in my hometown Poppin’ Bottles, son!
Sep 23rd
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Sep 21st
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WatchWatch
I got pretty drunk at Glory Days in Kent and took a video of myself singing TLC because I’m awesome, that’s why.
Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
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Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
450 notes
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“Fuck you, Queen. Fuck rape, I’m dickin the handomeness dude, son! Church!...”
– Drunk text from my best alcoholic friend, D.Stew.  He told me this morning that he doesn’t know what this means, or who he meant to send it to.
Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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HOW ABOUT NO.
Is this man really this fucking delusional to think that after this chain of events I would still want to talk/make sex with him. Immediately after the first hook up, he told me that he may or may not have a kid and am I okay with that. (WTF!!!!!) He ignored me at work the next day to try and make it seem like nothing happened to our co-workers. Despite the fact that our friends/co-workers know...
Sep 18th
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Sep 18th
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Sep 18th
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My reputation is ruining my life...
They just hired a new guy at my work, he happens to be black. The first day I worked with him I had 4 separate people come up to me to tell me that people were taking bets on how long it would be before I fucked this guy.
Sep 17th
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Listen“Freaky Girl” - Nicki Minaj Featuring...
Sep 16th
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Cool things that this 26 year old women about town...
Going to lunch at Old Carolina BBQ Company (PULLED PORK SANDWICH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!) with 3 of the 17 year old boys that I work with.
Sep 14th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 12th
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Sep 11th
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Sep 11th
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Sep 10th
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Sep 9th
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Listenikillwhatineed: tackk: I Heard It Through The...
Sep 9th
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Sep 7th
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I'm banging one of my coworkers on the low...
Deb: “Sorry, I didn’t realize what time it was. You can go on your break.” Me: “Okay, Cool.” Deb: “Can you just wait a sec so I can get (redacted) over here to get you off?” Me: “Too Late.” Deb: “What? Did you say something?” Me: 
Sep 6th
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ListenMy Lovin’ (Never Gonna Get It) - En Vouge ...
Sep 6th
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Sep 6th
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Sep 6th
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Sep 6th
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Sep 6th
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“I hope there’s no after life! I hope there is no after life!”
– Larry David to mourners, after getting kicked out of their Jewish funeral ceremony.  (via whydoihaveablog)
Sep 6th
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Sep 3rd
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Sep 3rd
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Sep 1st
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