I, however, am out drinking until 7am, streaking through apartment complex parking lots, and making out with 20 year olds.
- Brodie: *throws open the bathroom door* "KNOCK KNOCK!"
- Me: "Who's there?"
- Brodie: "IT'S ME, DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
*21-year old idiot girl and her 40-ish year old baby daddy walk into my work*
-Me: “Hi. What can I get you guys?”
*the 2 idiots blatantly ignore me and talk amongst themselves*
-Idiot Girl: “I just…I just don’t know what I want, baby!”
-Old Baby Daddy: “Well babe, are you trying to drink or are you trying to get FUCKKKED UP?”
-Idiot Girl: “Ummmmmmm, welllllllll….
-Me: “Do you need help with anything?”
-Idiot girl: “Wellllll, what do you drink to get rid of a cold?”