June 2011
Some people are living adult lives at age 25. They are busy with husbands, children, and buying homes.
I, however, am out drinking until 7am, streaking through apartment complex parking lots, and making out with 20 year olds.
This was me all day today, remembering the events of last night...
My 3 year old nephew is the Jerry Seinfeld of his generation.
- Brodie: *throws open the bathroom door* "KNOCK KNOCK!"
- Me: "Who's there?"
- Brodie: "IT'S ME, DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Another great example of the idiocy that I deal with at my job:
*21-year old idiot girl and her 40-ish year old baby daddy walk into my work*
-Me: “Hi. What can I get you guys?”
*the 2 idiots blatantly ignore me and talk amongst themselves*
-Idiot Girl: “I just…I just don’t know what I want, baby!”
-Old Baby Daddy: “Well babe, are you trying to drink or are you trying to get FUCKKKED UP?”
-Me:
-Idiot Girl: “Ummmmmmm, welllllllll….
-Me: “Do you need help with anything?”
-Idiot girl: “Wellllll, what do you drink to get rid of a cold?”
-Me: “NyQuil”
