Why are people reblogging it and being like, “OMG this is heartbreaking and depressing?
All I see is an idiot man-child who won’t pull his own weight in his relationship, applies to nonexistent jobs as some kind of joke, then ends up at a Wendy’s and I’m supposed to feel bad? Like he “gave up” on his dreams? He was a fucking loser.
His dream was apparently to sit and do nothing while his girlfriend works all day. How HEARTBREAKING that he had to get a job like everyone else.
GIRLS WHO JUST DISCOVERED NICKI MINAJ THIS YEAR ARE THE FUCKING WORST.
I can’t deal with this anymore. If I see one more dumb bitch quote that one line from Moment For Life [~*I bElIeVe ThAT LyFe IS a PRizZe BuT Too LiVe DoEsNNT MeAn YoUr AlIVe*~~~ :))))))))))] as a status update, PEOPLE WILL DIE.
ALL OF THE PEOPLE WILL DIE.
YOU HAVE ONE DAY*
Some brah with a tattoo on the nape of his neck came into my work today and freaked the fuck out about one of our rum displays. I took this picture of it after the fact for the sake of blogging.
Nothing special, right? In fact, it might be the most basic thing to happen to booze since they started making those nasty pre-mixed margaritas, but I digress.
The dude yells “WOAH” at full volume, calls his girlfriend over to look at it, they converse for a few minutes about its awesomeness, and then he takes a picture of it on his phone. He proceeded to tell his gf that “I’ve gotta send this to *some bro*”. After they leave, they idle around the wine section for a few minutes, WHILE THEY CONTINUE TO TALK ABOUT THE DAMN DISPLAY. This was a 10 minute process.
The entire time I’m staring at this guy like…
What the fuck is wrong with people? On what planet is this something that is amazing and worthy of 10 minutes of praise? He had to be on drugs, right? This is only something that’s amazing when you’re on drugs. And I’m not talking about Ganj, I’m talking serious hallucinogenics. Maybe that tattoo on the nape of his neck, which also weirded me the fuck out, was seeping toxins into his head? I don’t know, it’s a viable option. I honestly have no idea.
I’m still pissed off about this because what the hell. I mean, it gave me something to do (ie. make fun of) for 10ish minutes but COME ON. I can’t believe I have to deal with this shit everyday. Goddammit.
*According to their website and my eyes