October 2011
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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“Hw u aint got no hangover”
– A tweet from a dude that I banged a few times. WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF K-12 SCHOOLING DID YOU GO THROUGH, DUDE?!?!?
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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I cleaned off my desk tonight for the first time...
Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
122 notes
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 25th
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Spent half the afternoon trying on Homecoming...
-Diary of a 26 year old women.
Oct 23rd
Oct 23rd
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
276 notes
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Ugh, Best Feeling In The World '11.
I predicted in 4th grade that this dude was gay and it was confirmed tonight that he is. I AM THE QUEEN FAG HAG, ALL OTHERS BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!!!
Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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ListenHoney - Mariah Carey This came up on shuffle in...
Oct 18th
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“Yeah, she told me that she had a heart conditon so I asked her if she wanted me...”
– My favorite manger, Jeremy (who hasn’t given a single fuck since the Bush Administration) after some old lady fainted at my work last night.
Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 16th
Oct 14th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 10th
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Oct 5th
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Oct 3rd
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Having a straight, ex-frat boy as a best friend...
He just came back from a bachelor party weekend in Vegas and the stories were GOLDEN. Some of my favorites, in no particular order. He got black out drunk the first night, passed out in the lobby of Ceaser’s, and got into a verbal altercation with a cop because the cop thought he had wondered in off the streets. He was so drunk that he couldn’t remember the suite number, so the cop...
Oct 3rd
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Oct 3rd
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Oct 3rd
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Oct 3rd
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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In which one of my best friend's is my telepathic...
I went out with 4 of my best friend’s tonight and the greatest thing in the world happened. When we got to the bar we all split off. The married couple stayed outside to smoke, my friend Monica went up to the bar on drink duty, and my friend Mike and I went in search of a table. After Mike and I had secured a table, I said to him “I’m praying to God that Mon gets us some Sam...
Oct 2nd
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Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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