January 2011
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Some nights turn out to be amazing simply because...
Like finding out that your ex, who is like a bad case a herpes and just won’t go away, is moving to the other side of the country next week..
SO EXCITED RN
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Just Jessica and I being bitches via text...
Jess: "OMG (redacted) and that psychotic got matching tattoos. Deal Breaker!
Me: "No. You're shitting me!"
Jess: "I wish!!!!!!!!"
Me: "WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCKKKKKKKK. They've know each other for like 6 months.
Jess: "Sisters for life
Me: "BFFs 4 eva and alwayz :))))))
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Nobody’s afraid of the Miami Heat.
– Amar’e Stoudemire
This Amar’e Stoudemire guy is gonna fit in perfectly here in New York City.
(via gotemcoach)
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Rock Chalk Love: Ellyn Angelotti takes readers... →
rockchalkjayhawk:
Rock …
As you exit I-70 and enter Lawrence, Kan., you wind through the streets of Mount Oread and begin your journey to the Kansas vs. FGCU game the way the sport of basketball did — down Naismith Drive — Dr. James Naismith Drive that is. Only the route to Allen Fieldhouse for a Kansas…
I fucking love KU so much. :’)
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Them niggas never speak to a nigga. They don’t chuck me the deuce or nothing....
– Lil’ Wayne on his old ex-buddies, LeBron James and Dwyane Wade.
(via Slam)
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Just drank a bottle of Barefoot Bubbly in less...
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At least my friends are honest with me...
Jill: "Okay, I need to tell you something."
Me: "Oh Jesus, what?"
Jill: "I realized the other day that every time I look at you, I think of Snooki, and every time I see Snooki I think of you."
Me: "God, I need to stop drinking so much..."
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I honetsly am only using twitter as a forum to...
HAPPY FOUNDERS DAY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I DONT CARE LOLOLOLOL FUCK YOU FRATERNITY SOROTIY DICK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Dearest Tumblr,
I’m drunkkkkkkkkkyyyyy. Thank you Ketal One and Water. 4 Lyyyyyyffffeeeeeeee.
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Me, anytime there's an episode of SVU with Connie...
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Just found a shit ton of old pictures of LeBron on...
Cool things to do with my time :))))))))))))
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Proof that I lost my mind on twitter (and vodka)...
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FUCKING SUICIDAL OVER THE CAVS AGAIN...
They lose 112-57 to The Lakers and Bryon Scott gives them the day off from practice tomorrow. EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME B.SCOTT, THAT IS SOME IRONCLAD LOGIC. Let’s reward these ‘tards, who just had one of the biggest losses in NBA history. with a day off from practice. That’s what’s gonna fix things around here, a day for them to laze around and not work on the things that...
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Things that are currently making me suicidal... →
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I hate the people I work with so much.
*Me and T discussing our plans for tonight*
Obnoxious Asshole Coworker: "What did you say you guys are doing tonight?"
T: "Ummm, We're going out."
OAC: "Oh, well, I have a lot of stuff to do tonight so..."
Me: "...Yeah, no one asked you anything."
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I hate the people I work with so much.
*Me and T discussing our plans for tonight*
Obnoxious Asshole Coworker: "What did you say you guys are doing tonight?"
T: "Ummm, We're going out."
OAC: "Oh, well, I have a lot of stuff to do tonight so..."
Me: "...Yeah, no one asked you anything."
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