I just found a box of Cheez-Its in the cupboard that I forgot about until now...
Ur about to get eaten the fuck up, Cheez-It’s.
September 2010
Today one of my co-workers asked me if I was still going to be a Cavs fan this year...
I’ve been “with” this organization since childhood, I’m going down with this ship as well. Check my credentials, bitch.
“I fuckin hate computers. All kinds.”
—Kenny Powers (via sade)
This idiot just tried to friend me on Facebook...
Ummm, texting AND texting friends? That’s too much to handle for this broad.
My friend texted me a 7:30 AM to ask me if I watched Glee last week...
“Even I’m not reading. I got a Kindle, but I dropped it in the tub.”
—George Christopher
I don't get my life...
I’ve been looking for a new job the last week or so because I’ve honestly reached my limit with working with the public. I’m going to get an ulcer if I work there much longer, that’s how bad it’s gotten. But my search had led me to realize that in order to get a FULL TIME job in an office I would have to take a $8 an hour pay decrease just to get out of retail. I’m convinced that no one else has the problem but me.
The Cavs just hired a ginger as the Vice President of Basketball Operations...
Welp, if I wasn’t completely over this off-season, I am now.
I was just reading an article about Braylon Edwards' DUI arrest and laughing at what a fuck up he is when I saw something half-way through the article that mildly traumatized me...
This is what Braylon looked like when he was playing for the Browns, dropping passes like a motherfucker and fighting LeBron James’ friends on West 6th…
Unf Unf Unf, right?
This is what he looks like now, as a member of the Jets, doing marginally well on the field, and still fucking up at life…
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
I’m more upset about this than I am about the DUI. I stop following his career for a year and this happens? I use to jack off while thinking about this guy, and now I want to vomit just looking at him and that neckbeard. Why would a man that fine do this to himself?
I NEED ANSWERS, DAMN IT.
