White Bitch Problems: Archive

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Went to Five Guys with Nif and found my next...

What can I say, I love a big black man who can make me a double cheeseburger with grilled onions…

Aug 1st

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Aug 1st

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Aug 1st

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Jul 30th

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Just read this stupid article on Entertainment...

…what? HUh? I just…ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING RETARDED?????

Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

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“I feel like a pilgrim, from the fuckin’ ’20s.”

– Snooki (via twrex) (via queen-of-everything) (via mykicks)

Jul 30th

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Cleaning at 1am while drinking Vodka Collins' is...

Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

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A picture of this bitch who's a friend of a friend...

Nope, no, bye! Get your plain-faced, no personality, broke-ass, pointy-toed flats wearin’ ass off my news feed. We don’t want your kind around here. Nuh Uh, GURLBYE!!!

Jul 28th

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My friend John has the best retarded drinking...

He told me that last night he killed a liter of Canadian Club and most of a 12-pack of Bud Light and woke up this morning an hour after he was suppose to be at work, naked in his bed with the shower running.

Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

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Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

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Arrested Development :)

Michael: Mom wanted me to tell you that she doesn't care whether you live or die, but if you're not dead, she would like to see you at the courthouse tomorrow in the blue sweater.
Buster: Damn it! I hate the blue sweater.
Michael: She said it would look nice with the gray pants.
Buster: Damn it! She's right.

Jul 27th

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Jul 26th

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Jul 26th

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Jul 26th

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Jul 26th

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Jul 25th

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Jul 25th

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Have you seen 'em? You know what I'm talking...

crabcakes: rufustfirefly: They need to wash they ass.

Jul 25th

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Watch

Enjoy my shakey-handed camera work of Cudi Zone…

Jul 23rd

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Cudi was pretty amazing...

We got blazed, saw some pretty terrible local rappers, almost got in fights with multiple people for trying to push their way in front of us, you know the yooj. Cudi was high as fuck but amazing, it started raining which made it that much more awesome. Then for his last song he did “Pursuit of Happiness” and some guy tried to get on stage to beat his ass so Cudi as his boys TOSSED the...

Jul 23rd

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Jul 22nd

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Jul 22nd

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Jul 22nd

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Jul 21st

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My 15 year old cousin started following me on...

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

Jul 21st

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Questioning my life right now, guys...

My Sister: “I was watching the new episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey earlier and I realized something”. Me: “Yeah? What?” Katie: “That you’re just like Danielle.” Me: “WHAT?!? No!” Katie: “Yes you are! In the episode she’s sitting front row at this fashion show calling people coke whores, making fun of peoples kids and...

Jul 21st

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