Bitches need to stop blowing up my phone. It's my one day I have to laze around and do nothing and I don't want to be sociable!!!
June 2010
May 2010
“Oh before I forget, they have cake upstairs because it’s Sue’s last day. It’s half white and half chocolate…just how I like my ladies…”
—my buddy, Chris
So I'm seriously considering going up to Put-In-Bay just to bang it out with The Ex...
As I’ve said a million times before, I hate him, he’s currently working at a hotel on the island doing shit all, and he’s annoying beyond belief but I’m just too damn lazy to find someone else to have sex with.
I don’t understand anything I do ever.
I got all dressed up earlier and have done nothing but sit in front of my TV since...
It’s gettin way too Grey Gardens up in here.
Get Me Bodied
Beyonce
Get Me Bodied - Beyonce
My dog has been trying to chew on a power cord for the past 10 minutes...
We’ve adopted a special needs dog, apparently.
Clipper fans are fucking pathetic →
sports.yahoo.com
“A band of Los Angeles Clippers fans has taken to the streets outside Staples Center to show love for LeBron James. At least 75 Clippers fans in red-and-blue gear waved signs and chanted slogans as they marched up and down Chick Hearn Court on Thursday night…”
No one would ever CHOOSE to play for the Clippers (aka NBA Hell)…fucking morons.
“We’re crab people now! We’ll live and die by the crab, we’ll eat off the fat of the sea.”
—Charlie, “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia” (via comfy) (via fuckyeahalwayssunny)
