The kid has been hit by a car not once, but twice, which cannot be a coincidence. He beat-boxes (I know) and sings at the top of his lungs while bagging for people. He’s just off. He’s been on leave from work because the last time he got hit by a car aka got tapped by a car it was while he was bringing shopping carts in from the parking lot. He said the car hit him on his left side and then next day he came into work limping from his right leg. Like I said, he’s off.
Well, today was his first day back and I couldn’t have been more pissed about it.
That was until the kid tells me and my friend John that he’s never heard of Chipotle before today…
ahahaha, okay, dumb ass. You just keep doing you.
was under this:
what is life.
I fucking quit.
- Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.
- Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.