“You have to understand, this team is hungry. Everybody is against them, and everybody is writing them off.”
—Celtics Paul Pierce, on the Cavs.
November 2010
I have a coworker who may the dumbest person alive...
The kid has been hit by a car not once, but twice, which cannot be a coincidence. He beat-boxes (I know) and sings at the top of his lungs while bagging for people. He’s just off. He’s been on leave from work because the last time he got hit by a car aka got tapped by a car it was while he was bringing shopping carts in from the parking lot. He said the car hit him on his left side and then next day he came into work limping from his right leg. Like I said, he’s off.
Well, today was his first day back and I couldn’t have been more pissed about it.
That was until the kid tells me and my friend John that he’s never heard of Chipotle before today…
ahahaha, okay, dumb ass. You just keep doing you.
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October 2010
“I was just outside eating a McRib in my car, listening to Bobby Brown, minding my own business and I look up and see two 50 year olds grouping each other. Almost ruined my McRib for me.”
—My friend C.C. Bonestein
I would totally let this bald, chubby, jewish guy from the ninja blender infomercial get it in...
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Cigarettes And Coffee
Otis Redding
Cigarettes and Coffee - Otis Redding
- Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.
- Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.
