October 2010
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“I was just outside eating a McRib in my car, listening to Bobby Brown, minding...”
– My friend C.C. Bonestein 
Oct 29th
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I would totally let this bald, chubby, jewish guy...
e_e
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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US court has permanently shut down Limewire.
celebritythoughts: what is life.   I fucking quit.
Oct 28th
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Oct 27th
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ListenCigarettes and Coffee - Otis Redding
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.
Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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IT'S FINALLY BASKETBALL SEASON!!!!
OMG OMG OMG I’M SO EXCITED, I’M SO EXCITED, I’M SO SCARED.
Oct 27th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 25th
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My reaction to this day, in a Gif...
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 24th
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Ughhhhh killing myself because the Phillies...
Every team I like is a loser. Goddamnit!
Oct 24th
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Oct 23rd
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I got bored sitting on my couch watching Seinfeld...
Now I’m drunk. So, Thank you Bethenny Frankel for making something so strong, so delicious and so *healthy* at the same time.
Oct 23rd
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Text I just received from my friend John's...
“OMG I hate this, I honestly need a fat blunt right now.” Me reading this: I have never had more approval for a girlfriend for one of my guys than I have for this one. I could cry right now.
Oct 23rd
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There are so many girls I know (aka went to high...
WHY ARE YOU SO BASIC?????????
Oct 22nd
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Had to watch the "Whip My Hair" video before I got...
It’s the only thing that’s gonna get me through tonight.
Oct 21st
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“You are the queen of confrontation. You’re my new hero”. - Jerry
Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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If your profile tells me that you're "unlike...
Oct 21st
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Oct 19th
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I feel like Betty Draper all the time...
“I’M ENTITLED TO THAT!” should be put on my tombstone.
Oct 19th
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WatchWatch
sade: Mhmm mhmm fuckin remix fuckin remix I just, I just love Kenny Powers so much. T_T
Oct 19th
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FUCKING EXCUSE ME DONALD DRAPER
pluralisms: WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING JUST BECAUSE SHE’S GOOD AT CLEANING UP A MILKSHAKE DOESN’T MEAN YOU NEED TO MARRY HER
Oct 18th
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I pray to God I never knock up a white chick
soupnazi: Imagine having white kids.  Mayonnaise. Polo. Mini-Vans. Suburbs. Scarves in hot weather. Jonas Brothers. Opera. Striped polo’s and plain shorts. Enjoying soccer only during the World Cup. Cowichan sweaters. Sarcasm. Sailing lessons. Charlie Sheen. Apple picking. Hummus. Frolf. Scary, I know. dying rn.
Oct 18th
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Oct 13th
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My friends are a little behind with the hot new...
Kevin: “Hey, have you heard of this Antoine Dodson guy?” Me:
Oct 13th
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I broke two bottles of Yellow Tail Shiraz at work...
Me to every one of them:  Ummm, can you not tell that I’m fucking wrist deep in red wine and that I don’t have time to pretend to give a shit about your ill-fated attempt at humor? Get the fuck out of my face before I’m tempted to smack the jagged edge on the neck of this broken wine bottle across your face.
Oct 13th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 12th
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Just sitting here looking up symptoms of Reactive...
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU! GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!!
Oct 12th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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Arrested Development
Michael Bluth: Buster?
[Let's Buster inside from the balcony]
Buster Bluth: Mom's becoming a little controling.
Michael Bluth: What tipped you off? When she locked you out on the balcony again?
Buster Bluth: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a graham cracker out there.
Michael Bluth: [to Lucille] You baited the balcony?
Lucille Bluth: Prove it.
Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 9th
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Oct 9th
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I hate my friends...
(Kevin and Allie walk into our friends house) Everybody: “Hey!” Allie: “Hey Guys!” Kevin: “Hey!” Everybody: “Hey” Kevin: “Hey Mary, you fucking slut!” Me:
Oct 9th