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Tracy Jordan: Where the hot lesbians at Lemon?
Liz Lemon: I knew it! You can read!
Tracy Jordan: Fine, Yes. I am literate. I even have a column in Ebony magazine called 'Musings'.
Liz Lemon: You're unbelievable!
Tracy Jordan: I'm unbelievable? What about your racist mess? Thinking a grown man is illiterate. That's the subtle racism of lowered expectations. Bing Crosby said that.
Liz Lemon: No, Bill Cosby said that.
Tracy Jordan: That’s racist.
Pete Hornberger: Look. We can all agree Liz is generally pretty racist. The point is, you have people counting on you. You can't be finding excuses not to be here.
Tracy Jordan: But this job is hard! I just want to be able to do what I want to do. You know I once shot a whole movie without ever getting out of my car.
Pete Hornberger: Yeah, I paid to see that. That was a supposed to be a western ..