August 2009
“I told that bitch that I’m coming up there to get my security deposit back...”
– My friend, Juan
It's never a good sign...
when the first thing I eat when I wake up is a piece of red velvet cake.
“You know what’s wrong with you, Miss Whoever-You-Are? You’re chicken. You got no...”
– - Breakfast At Tiffany’s (via quotewhore)
My Life…
Awww, the wonders of what you find out on...
One of my friends from high school, whom I havent seen in years is dating a guy who had a major crush on me a few years back. He was a friend of a friend and I wasn’t feeling him at all and nothing ever came of it. The weird thing is when me and this girl we’re in high school, everyone thought we were twins…hmmmm?
So I heard “What you Know” by T.I. on...
Birth-week has officially begun...
I’ll be expecting presents starting….NOW!
Not the 3am call I wanted to get...
Just as I was about to go to sleep, one of my best friends and alcoholic since age 14, Aaron, called me completly smashed. He told me he’s gone through an entire bottle of Zin and a “few” martinis (which usually means around 2 and a half) tonight, by himself. We spent 45 minutes on the phone talking about my birthday celebration tomorrow and previous times we’ve gotten...
Listening to Yeezy is the only thing that’s...
Lessons Learned From Episode One of "Hoarders"
madyago:
Steven, if I end up on this show with secret footage from the past few weeks, I am going to be really upset. At least I don’t hoard food. Just everything else. ESPECIALLY shoes.
tesslynch:
Hoarders is on Mondays after Intervention on A&E.
1. The worst thing you can hoard is food. Inclusive in this category: pumpkins and gourds.
2. If you are a hoarder and you have cats, your...
Dear Danny Ferry and the rest of the Cavaliers...
STOP SIGNING BIGS, THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS!!! Just because Dwight beat us down last year doesn’t mean we need to go off the deep end with this, CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
Love, Mary
God Damn, I love 30 Rock!
Jack: "Trey, what is the ONE thing I told you not to do?"
Tracy: "That 227 movie, New Jackée City"?
I'm Baaaaaaacccckkkk!
Yup, I’m starting up the ole’ Tumblr again…you’ll love it!
