Aaron:
"Hey there my little pan seared salmon with lemon butter glaze! I'm being your DD tonight."
Me:
"Sounds good my little pamasan crusted chicken tender"
Aaron:
"Now i don't want you getting too drunk like last time...when I pulled up downtown and saw a line of soulja boy lookalikes getting free blowjobs...I knew I was too late!"
Me:
"I won't I promise and for the record they were T.I. look alikes"
