“I tried, I tried. I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend but that is like trying to be friends with an evil… snail. I feel like I’m dying inside. I feel like Neve Campbell in Sream II. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy and then, the murderer comes back and starts killing off all of her friends. I learned a lot of lessons from that movie, this is just one of them.” —Michael Scott (via crabcakes)
- Juan: How do they not have Alize at this estamblishment?!
- Me: It's a gas station in Brimfield...
- Juan: Well, do they have Boone's farm?
- Me: Why are you the way you are?
“You are blowing up like a balloon with a grenade in it!” —Tracy Jordan (via 30rockquotes)