“Is it hard now, The Cavaliers play both ends of the floor, this team (The Golden State Warriors) only plays the offensive end, how tough is it to adjust to playing against a team that doesn’t care about the defensive end of the floor?”
— “Mr. Cavalier”, Austin Carr, while doing a half-time interview with Tarence Kinsey. He’s a complete dick, that’s why he’s my hero!
January 2009
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“As a farmer, I know that when an animal is sick sometimes the right thing to do is to put it out of it’s misery. With the electricity we’re using the keep Meridith alive, we could power a small fan for 2 days, you tell me what’s unethical!”
—Dwight K. Shrute
- Chris: So where is All-Star Weekend this year?
- Me: ummm, Phoenix.
- Chris: Really? It seems like it's there every-other year!
- Me: I know!
- Chris: I heard they should be having it in Cleveland again soon...
- Me: Really? That would be awesome, except the town turns into madness.
- Chris: Yeah, true.
- Me: Seriously, it's like a car-jacking waiting to happen
- Chris: Or like Mardi Gras with less boobs.
Fuck My Life...
I’ve broken 4 hair-ties today. Maybe it’s time to get a haircut?
