June 2013
Because my friends love me unconditionally, they are the only people in the world I can watch important sporting events with...
…So when I yelled “HAVE FUN GIVING YOUR KID HIS INSULIN SHOT IN THE MORNING, YOU FUCKING PRICK” after Ray Allen hit that 3 to tie up the game, no one even flinched.
Bless them.
Welp, I’m 2 months away from being 28, am about to move in with my boyfriend of almost 2 years and my dad just tried to have “The Talk” with me.
burn everything u love then burn the
ashes
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
amen!
