"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts
slow clapping forever.
The girl he was dating while he lived with us broke up with him about 5 months ago. She broke up with him because she got a D in one of her nursing classes (lmao omg) and he was way too clingy. He still texts her quite frequently and on 3 seperate occasions has “spilled his guts” to her about how much he misses her, how he can’t stop thinking about her, how he cries about their breakup etc.
Apparently, last week he SENT HER A HAND WRITTEN LETTER TO HER PARENTS HOUSE that was 4 PAGES FRONT TO BACK. It restated everything that was in the previous 3 attempts at a reconciliation but with even more ~feElZz~. The 1st line of the letter said, and I quote,
"IF ALLIE GOT 365 LETTERS, I GUESS I CAN WRITE YOU ONE”
I am a straight, 20-something year old woman and I had to ask someone what the reference was BECAUSE EVEN I DIDN’T KNOW THAT THIS WAS A REFERENCE TO THE NOTEBOOK. JESUS FUCK SOMEONE RESUSCITATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My car can’t make it all the way up to Cleveland!!!!
—most of my lame ass friends excuses for bailing out on my birthday plans, probably.
I’m moody as fuck so if you want a relationship/friendship with me understand that there will be days that I will not care for your presence even though you did nothing wrong followed by days where you’ll be the only person that I want to talk to despite having nothing to say.
Now for a quick Ambrose break (by @WrasslorMonkey)
Missing Dean super hard this week. :”’(
Patrick Bateman: Do you like Chief Keef?
Paul Allen: He’s OK.
Patrick Bateman: His early work was a little too uncharismatic for my tastes, but when Finally Rich came out in ‘12, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole album offers infectious odes to nihilism and tirades against haters that are as simple-minded and catchy as they are brutal. Musically, however, the album shimmers with power, which makes the dozen songs feel even more dangerous. He’s been compared to the menacing inner-city narratives of Jeezy, Waka Flocka and Gucci Mane, but I think Keef has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are there copies of XXL and Complex all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In ‘14, Keef released this, Bang Part 3, his most accomplished mixtape. I think his undisputed masterpiece is “War”, a song so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the pleasures of conflict, and the importance of dominance, it’s also a personal statement about Chief Keef himself.
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!