Whatever. She stays pressed because the man that was the worst thing that ever happened to me was almost the best thing that happened to her
—I got mad philosophical at work today re: some dumb bitch that almost fucked an old jump off of mine.
While y’all were getting ready for work this morning, I was still up drinking Busch Lights at 8am with my 2 best friends, watching old Royal Rumble matches. I’ll be 29 in a month btw.